“About ten years ago, for tax reasons, I faked my own death. I’ve been collecting benefits as my own widow ever since” - Creed Bratton

myampgoesto11:

3D printed ceramic teacup by Lily X. Su

frickyeah1990s:

my apartment could use a floppy disk coffee table.

ultrafacts:

Ironically, intelligent and or creative individuals are more likely to walk into a room and forget why they walked in.

More facts HERE

rneerkat:

whens chip skylarks next tour

rungar:

nether-brick-in-the-wall:

shine bright like a michael jones

do they have lights installed in the office or do they just use michael

howdyspacebuddy:

i just want that when it’s finally revealed that Hannibal has been eating people everyone will freak out

and then one person will just be like

” When your food comes out ”

awesomephilia:

shawna-marie:

Supposedly there is a new study that says when a woman sits on a guy’s hips when he is doing a chest press, his testosterone rises up to about 97.9% which promotes strength and muscle growth.

Probably not the only thing that rises up to about 97.9%

did-you-kno:

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